The story goes…This friend of mine asked me to read this blog post of a girl he knows. ‘How mean’ I thought, when I saw the title “met-first-ass-of-my-life”.
I’ll do my famed C&P. Or if u like the uni term better, plagiarism.
” Recently, there’s a guy from my class who really pisses me off. He always says weird stuff to me. Especially through text messages. If he’s a little bit more good-looking, no, thousand times more good-looking, I would maybe still feel a little better than I feel now. But he’s just fugly. Look what he said to me the other day that really got me on fire…
“u noe, i was wondering..do u hav so low self esteem of ur body tht u r willing 4 any random guy to touch u? or u jz syok 4 guys to touch u?”
You know why he said that? Because he saw one of my friends touching my shoulders. Actually my friend was just pushing me away. Shoulders! Fucking shoulders! I still can’t see what’s wrong with it? And that son of a bitch actually sent me that message.
Here’s the story. He invited himself to the Pyramid when he knew I was going there with my friends. My friends knew that I don’t like him. I kept avoiding him there. He was following us everywhere. My friend even described him as “Digi patung”. One of my friends would push me away whenever that bastard tried to come near me. That’s why whenever he saw me, my friend would have his hands on my shoulders, pushing me away.
He was practically calling me a bitch. I got so mad I even called him and gave him a piece of my mind. What makes me even madder is that he asked what my problem was when I called him. What’s my problem? My problem is YOU, asshole! Sending such a message to me and still asking me what’s my problem. Now that I think about it, I still can’t believe myself. I’ve never done anything like this in the 17 years of my life, you know, calling people just to quarrel with them and shit. Some of my island friends haven’t even seen me mad before. I guess it’s totally understantable bacause I’ve never met such an ass ever in my life! There was one other time when I nearly called him to argue with him. He called my friends idiots and dorks. Long story and I forgot half of it.
Before this, I would sit at my usual seat in Advanced Mathematics class which was beside him even when I don’t like him (why did I do that? Stupid!). Now I sit elsewhere. Fucking asshole. This is harrassment, I tell ya! Harrassment! “
Now, the twist of the story is. The first ass of her life is my friend.
And of course, he has his side of story. Point forms
- He didn’t invite himself, the girl invited him by saying “We’ll see how tomorrow la.”
- He knew the girl was going to pyramid, so in accordance to “We’ll see how tomorrow la.”, he followed her.
- The girl wasn’t annoyed. Cough* But told him “Oh, we booked the tickets earlier, but we didn’t count you in.”
- He followed in regardless, by tagging behind a crowd in to watch free movie.
- The girl was touched many times (arms, shoulders, and waist)
- Hence the angry message.
Well, if you ask me…I can’t defend him can i? For any person with an ounce of common sense will tell you, the girl ain’t want u there, leave with dignity.
But he didn’t.
And all this can be explained by his truest form – Beast. My friend has no common sense when it comes down to the art of talking. He has a good heart, but…BIG BUT, he does everything the wrong way. That no logic can explain.
In his short span of 20 years of living, he has encountered : report of sexual harassment (another story for another day), beat up by a guy who is a d**k himself(wanting to impress the girl he too like), got told off by a girl “My life is better off without you”, and countless many other things.
This group of ours has been trying hard to change him. But to no avail up to this moment. Well, we never ever really gonna give up on him, as he does need the help. So first-ass-of-her-life, if you are reading this: Listen to what we tell you. It’s for your own good. Like Darwinism, Beast has to evolve into Man at some point in its/his life.